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Taters


Taters are a colloquial pronunciation of potatoes and thusthese are the local varieties of taters.


Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are justcontent to watch while others do the work.

~They are called "Spec Taters".


Some people never do anything to help,but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work.

~They are called "Comment Taters".


Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do,but don't want to soil their own hands.

~They are called "Dick Taters".


Some people are always looking to cause problems by askingothers to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too souror too sweet.

~They are called "Agie Taters".


There are those who say they will help, but somehow just neverget around to actually doing the promised help.

~They are called "Hezzie Taters".


Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone theyare not.

~They are called "Emma Taters".


Then there are those who love others and do what they say theywill. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doingand lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the livesof others.

~They are called "Sweet Taters".





What's for dinner?

Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...

Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu.

Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow....

Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella.

Can't eat fish,
heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe that leaves
Chocolate!!!

Remember 'STRESSED '
spelled backwards is
'DESSERTS'